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Again I have found myself badgered to update so in the absence of actually having done something intereting I will instead post a recipe from a cookbook I found in my kitchen.
100g of Wallace and gromit curse of the were-rabbit
certificate U
Viewing times: 9:00, 9:45, 10:30, 11:15, 12:00, 12:45, 13:30, 14:15, 16:00, 16:45, 17:30, 18:15, 19:00, 19:45 and 20:30.
director: nick parker, peter lord
starring peter sallis, helena bonham carter, Ralph fiennes.
two teaspoons of emulsion paint (any colour)
half a mug of cold tea (milk no sugar)
134g that green mould I found in my housemates room
Add all ingredients thus far into a mixing bowl and stir thouroughly until the mixture is a consistant texture and has taken the colour of either the paint or the mould.
place in the a 650 watt microwave for approximately 1:39 minutes and then add the next set of ingredients.
2 egg shaped things
the toy from a kinder egg (cus lets face it the eggs themself are inedible)
150g of marmalade
do not mix these in with the recipe instead balance them ontop of its thick mouldy crust. Then transfer the mixture to a deep metal oven dish before placing it in your bath for the next unfortunate user.
So concludes our lesson for the day please read pages 1-11 of the alchemists cook book in time for tomorows lesson: Guerilla tactics.
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