God's little Mystaque

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 22:05:26 GMT

Your Livejournal zombie attack.

LiveJournal Username

The name of your zombie infested home town.

Your zombie killing weapon of choice.

How much do zombies scare you?

Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?

Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?

painefull

Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.

stafford_fgm

Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.

stafford_fgm

Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.

_peter

Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.

stafford_fgm

Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.

madama

Number of zombies you decapitate.

642

Chances you survive the zombie swarm.

98%

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He He just stole this from vickys page cus I am a little theif

The weirdest timing.

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 21:49:21 GMT

Have you ever had that feeling that just drives you straight through your targets?

No Idea where it came from but this morning I woke up and had an abundance of energy to do things I sorted out a load of phone numbers solved a few technical difficulties and set about the internet and the phone lines checking jobs everywhere. I may be starting at little chef as soon as tomorow. I stopped set up some rice to cook and played WoW for a while (of course so focused I forgot to stop the rice turning into popcorn:S) then back to talk to people on msn (I haven't done that since before I went up north four week ago) I did a bit of cleaning (not that hannah will notice since it was in the kitchen and not in my room :P)

And still this boundless energy I feel I could run a marathon.. well if I had one of those lil electric scooters maybe.

I am tempted to go for a ride around the park if I cant disperse it some other way I just need to do things I have updated this an my PN account. (which shows a high level of effort for me)

I just cant stop myself atm Its like Im 10 years old again and cant control my adhd its like being young and carefree.

more black and white violent mammals

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 11:48:50 GMT

Again I have found myself badgered to update so in the absence of actually having done something intereting I will instead post a recipe from a cookbook I found in my kitchen.

100g of Wallace and gromit curse of the were-rabbit
certificate U
Viewing times: 9:00, 9:45, 10:30, 11:15, 12:00, 12:45, 13:30, 14:15, 16:00, 16:45, 17:30, 18:15, 19:00, 19:45 and 20:30.
director: nick parker, peter lord
starring peter sallis, helena bonham carter, Ralph fiennes.

two teaspoons of emulsion paint (any colour)

half a mug of cold tea (milk no sugar)

134g that green mould I found in my housemates room

Add all ingredients thus far into a mixing bowl and stir thouroughly until the mixture is a consistant texture and has taken the colour of either the paint or the mould.

place in the a 650 watt microwave for approximately 1:39 minutes and then add the next set of ingredients.

2 egg shaped things

the toy from a kinder egg (cus lets face it the eggs themself are inedible)

150g of marmalade

do not mix these in with the recipe instead balance them ontop of its thick mouldy crust. Then transfer the mixture to a deep metal oven dish before placing it in your bath for the next unfortunate user.

So concludes our lesson for the day please read pages 1-11 of the alchemists cook book in time for tomorows lesson: Guerilla tactics.

Wow time flies... consistantly.

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 14:46:11 GMT

Well its been a while since I updated so back to the keyboard.

lotsa stuff happened the job I started around the time of my previous post is now over. (I quit when people working parttime where getting more hours then me. :S) So back looking for a job now with more restrictions.

restrictions.
No dodgy managers
No Chavs
No Neds (None educated delinquent)
No one from the "pike hill" area
No ridiculous hours
No witnesses
No evidence
No mercy
No remorse...

hmm wait thats the other list.
Anyway I kinda lost my train of thought but ya know new year may mean new opportunities... or anything else.

Peace and prosperity to all.

Enjoy the rest of this year and the next one. ;)

Badgered

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:03:18 GMT

Finally I succumbed to the badgering of a relentless peter (I lack the effort to link you in that post your only going to come spam me as soon as I tell you what my lj is anyway.) :P

So I’m here and I won’t be updating regularly but if I get harassed a lot I will probably do little updates.

Also as peter has so kindly pointed out I am now pregnant.